This Puzzled Life

    24 May 2013

    “People are screwed up in this world. I’d rather be with someone screwed up and open about it than somebody perfect and ready to explode.”
    Ned Vizzini, It’s Kind of a Funny Story   (via dirtylittlestylewhoree)

    (Source: stxxz.us)

    24 May 2013

    adrians:

    The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that big lonely bed of yours. Left, right, middle, wherever.

    (Source: adrians1)

    25 Apr 2013

    unicornsarecooler:

niamhtumbly:

Stop trying to make fetch happen. Fetch is never going to happen.

I literally cannot stop laughing at that caption

    unicornsarecooler:

    niamhtumbly:

    Stop trying to make fetch happen. Fetch is never going to happen.

    I literally cannot stop laughing at that caption

    (Source: togifs)

    17 Apr 2013

    “Women feel more guilt than men, not because of some weird chromosomal issue but because they have a history of being blamed for other people’s behavior. You get hit, you must have annoyed someone; you get raped, you must have excited someone; your kid is a junkie, you must have brought him up wrong.”

    Guilt Poisons Women by Germaine Greer (via mymangotree)

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes

    (via piddlebucket)

    17 Apr 2013

    red3blog:

juicyjacqulyn:

effffffffffasinfat:

Sounds like someone has a case of “nice guy” syndrome :P

ugh…. gross…
misogynists masquerading as “nice guys”
nope and nope

Sooooo… is the message the Nice Guy™ photoshop wizard is trying to convey that “Good Guys” are an alien species that feels entitled to invade the women’s space for its own edification, while the “Asshole” is a companion species that offers a mutually beneficial relationship?
They may have accidentally had a moment of self-awareness.

^^^^
re-blogged for commentary

    red3blog:

    juicyjacqulyn:

    effffffffffasinfat:

    Sounds like someone has a case of “nice guy” syndrome :P

    ugh…. gross…

    misogynists masquerading as “nice guys”

    nope and nope

    Sooooo… is the message the Nice Guy™ photoshop wizard is trying to convey that “Good Guys” are an alien species that feels entitled to invade the women’s space for its own edification, while the “Asshole” is a companion species that offers a mutually beneficial relationship?

    They may have accidentally had a moment of self-awareness.

    ^^^^

    re-blogged for commentary

    (Source: danishrene)

    17 Apr 2013

    infinitelyartistic:

    porcedex:

    weather-underground:

    theconquestofbed:

    rightsided:

    emilianadarling:

    Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop. (x)

    It’s a diet drink geared towards men. It’s not misogyny, it’s marketing. It’s like being mad that lipstick is only marketed towards women.

    What if said marketing is misogynistic?

    i’m mad that lipstick is marketed only for women. what the fuck. 

    Hi!  I’ll try to break this down simply.

    Women’s rights and eating disorders intersect.  We don’t need another fucking commercial telling us we don’t deserve those 10 extra calories that men get.  

    Although, the commercial in question was intended to manipulate both men and women- Men by feeding their sense of entitlement, women by making us feel stripped of entitlement and therefore more likely to “protest” by buying the product.

    As for your profoundly unoriginal comment- Your logic is flawed.  The reason lipstick is marketed towards women and not men is because women are expected to be physically flawless, and our natural lip color is not enticing enough.  The reason it’s considered “bad” for men to wear lipstick is because it makes them “womanly,” and being a woman is bad.

    I honestly expected more tact and consideration from someone running a political blog.  For someone who wants to “smash the state,” you sure buy into one of the biggest lies the state’s told you, and has been telling men for centuries.

    Also, when has a makeup commercial ever said “It’s not for men”

    16 Apr 2013

    If I was a guy for a day,

    solitarylikeme:

    thecolorplaid:

    I would:

    • Masturbate.
    • Hug a girl to see if it’s true that they can feel their boobs.
    • Walk around the house naked.
    • Pee behind a building.
    • Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see how painful some boys say it hurts.
    • Yell at girls at the mall saying, “CAN I HOLLA FOR A DOLLA?”
    • Stare at my penis. 
    • Get a blowjob.

    you seem to think that getting a blowjob is easy

    it is not

    Nobody said it was a free blowjob

    (Source: emikattt)

    7 Apr 2013

    Abortion seems to be the only medical procedure that people want to deny you based on how you got in that situation.

    Drove drunk, got in an accident and need an organ transplant? No problem.

    Messing around with a gun, accidentally shoot yourself in the leg and need surgery? Of course.

    Smoke tobacco for most of your life and need treatment for lung cancer? Yep.

    Climb a tree, fall out and break your leg? We’ll fix that right up.

    Have sex and get pregnant when you don’t want to be? YOU GOT YOURSELF INTO THIS SITUATION AND YOU DESERVE NO MEDICAL HELP OR COMPASSION! THIS IS YOUR FAULT AND YOU WILL DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES!

    Worry About Your Own Uterus:   (via veruca-assault)

    “Worry about your own uterus” wise  wise words.

    (via triplash)

    7 Apr 2013

    (Source: kjacqueline)

    3 Apr 2013

    Sometimes I get really jealous of men, because they can grow beards and I can’t.

    I mean, beards are really cool. And my hair is so silky and perfect, I think I would have an awesome beard.