This Puzzled Life

    21 Jul 2014

    pervocracy:

postwhitesociety:

hm

I think the “women are mysterious” thing can also come from:
1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear.  ”She said she doesn’t want to talk to me?  So many mixed messages and confusing signals!”
2) Women not having cheat codes.  ”I tried being nice, and she didn’t have sex with me.  I tried being an asshole, and she didn’t have sex with me.  Come on, there’s got to be some kind of solution to this puzzle!”
3) Women not being a hive mind.  ”First a woman told me that she likes guys with big muscles.  Then the very next day a woman told me she thinks muscles aren’t attractive at all.  Make up your mind, women!”
4) An individual woman doing something confusing, and instead of asking “why is she doing this now?” men ask “why do women always do this?”

    pervocracy:

    postwhitesociety:

    hm

    I think the “women are mysterious” thing can also come from:

    1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear.  ”She said she doesn’t want to talk to me?  So many mixed messages and confusing signals!”

    2) Women not having cheat codes.  ”I tried being nice, and she didn’t have sex with me.  I tried being an asshole, and she didn’t have sex with me.  Come on, there’s got to be some kind of solution to this puzzle!”

    3) Women not being a hive mind.  ”First a woman told me that she likes guys with big muscles.  Then the very next day a woman told me she thinks muscles aren’t attractive at all.  Make up your mind, women!”

    4) An individual woman doing something confusing, and instead of asking “why is she doing this now?” men ask “why do women always do this?”

    (Source: ethiopienne)

    20 Jul 2014

    didihearthereadyset:

    didihearthereadyset:

    didihearthereadyset:

    didihearthereadyset:

    I have a really hot waiter.

    Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
    IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

    image

    wanna know what these all say?

    "suck his dick"

    (Source: racingbarakarts)

    17 Jul 2014

    “We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own.”

    my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via hawkatte)

    Again.

    (via the-smitten-kitten)

    A flawless description of being in your twenties

    (via nodaybuttodaytodefygravity)

    (Source: disjunct)

    14 Jul 2014

    (Source: ethiopienne)

    14 Jul 2014

    “The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.”
    — Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )

    (Source: vicebot)

    14 Jul 2014

    Evolution of a cake.

    13 Jul 2014

    superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

    superwholocked-in-albion:

    jeankd:

    thegoddamazon:

    The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

    The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

    excuse u

    26 Jun 2014

    happyd00dle:

    Do you guys remember the old show Dinosaurs?? It’s on Netflix in case you’re curious.

    There’s an episode where a female Apatosauras named Monica gets fired from her job after a male dinosaur employee uses suggestive language and she turns him down. She goes to court with charges of sexual harassment.

    This show was from the early 90s and it touched upon the issues that we still discuss today!! It’s a strange-looking show mind you, but jeez that episode!

    26 Jun 2014

    hitrecordjoe:

An unknown assailant gave our marquee a "HESHER" tag at our 2011 “hitRECord At The Movies” show.

You’re welcome

    hitrecordjoe:

    An unknown assailant gave our marquee a "HESHER" tag at our 2011 “hitRECord At The Movies” show.

    You’re welcome

    18 Jun 2014

    modcloth:

    Lace, floral, and pastel dresses to make a springtime statement.

    I want a photo shoot like this!